Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, April 27 , 2008

On Tuesday Hillary Clinton was the winner of Pennsylvania’s Democratic primary. Clinton claims her win was particularly impressive as she was under constant sniper fire. In San Diego on Friday, a 66-year-old man was killed during a shark attack while training for a triathlon. Shockingly, at the time the man was training for the cycling portion. Due to recent supply and demand trends, Sam’s Club has announced it is limiting sales of rice to four bags per customer per visit. Luckily for the customer, each bag weighs 600 pounds.